Fear not, I am here with my wisdom.
Though about your worry I know nothing at all,
I have countless stories of conquest to recall.
You and I, we’re exactly the same.
Though you are slightly lesser,
As I have more knowledge to lecture.
Your problems are small and silly.
Mine are a burden too immense
For my wisdom to make any sense.
Your advice is full of ignorance.
You do not understand my plight.
I must stand on my own shoulders and fight.
